Why don't skeletons
fight each other? They
don't have the guts!
I used to play piano by
ear, but now I use my
hands!
I don't trust
those trees. They're
kind of shady.
How do you
organize a space party?
You "planet!"
What do you call a
snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
How do you catch a
squirrel? Climb a tree
and act like a nut!
What do you call a
bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why do pancakes always
win at baseball? They
have the best batter!
What did one wall say to
the other wall? "I'll meet
you at the corner!"
What did baby corn
say to mama corn?
Where's "pop" corn?
What did the ocean say
to the beach? Nothing,
it just waved!
I'm reading a book
about anti-gravity. It's
impossible to put down!
Did you hear about
the restaurant on the
moon? Great food,
but no atmosphere!
I thought the dryer was
shrinking my clothes.
Turns out it was the
refrigerator all along!
What's brown and
sticky? A stick!
How does a penguin
build its house?
Igloos it together!
Did you hear the
rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to
spread it.
Singing in the shower is
fun until you get soap
in your mouth. Then
it's a soap opera!
Why did the bicycle
fall over? Because it
was two-tired!
Where did you learn to
make a banana split?
Sundae school!
How does a scientist
freshen their breath?
With experi-mints!
Why did the scarecrow
win an award? Because
he was outstanding in
his field!
Knock,
Knock
Funny dad jokes just in time
for Father's Day.
COMING HOME MAGAZINE 31
